20 Things Only a Fellow
Writer Could Possibly Understand
by Sheri Radford
1 The concept of a good rejection letter.
2 The contradictory emotions of envy and elation experienced when a friend
gets "the call" from a publisher.
3 How you can still believe a piece of writing is good, even after it's
been rejected 46 times.
4 The truth of the following equation: butt + chair + time = writing.
5 How much a form rejection letter hurts.
6 Wanting honest feedback of your writing, but wanting that honest feedback
to be, "It's perfect! Don't change a word."
7 Ideas are everywhere.
8 Ideas are the easy part - it's what you do with all those ideas that's
bloody difficult.
9 Writing is really, really, really hard work - even when it looks like
you're just goofing off.
10 Staring out the window for an hour is part of the writing process.
11 Sometimes characters refuse to behave and insist on telling a story
their way.
12 Everything is fodder for writing even the juicy secret you're sworn to
secrecy about.
13 The inner critic is harsher than any outer critic could ever be.
14 Sometimes scrubbing the toilet or cleaning the garage is more appealing
that writing.
15 Sometimes writing is more appealing than getting enough sleep or going
out on the town.
16 A first novel shooting straight to the top of the New York Times
bestseller list is just an urban myth.
(It has to be, it just has to be, doesn't it?)
17 Procrastination is a crucial component of the writing process.
18 Sometimes bookshelves need to be rearranged, right now.
19 Having written is far more fun than writing.
20 There's always more rewriting to be done.
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Sheri Radford is a member of GVC. In addition to writing romance, she
writes books for kids. Her first children's picture book, "Penelope and the
Humongous Burp," was published in April 2004 by Lobster Press.
Sheri Radford's children's picture book Penelope and the Humongous Burp
will be a featured title at Chapters and Indigo stores for the month of June.
During a trip to Ottawa in May, Sheri did her first readings, for three different
groups of school children. She was also the guest speaker at the North Shore
Writers' Association meeting in May.
Permission to forward and/or reprint granted, with proper credits.